“Big Dumper” Lyrics

To the Tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Lyrics by Steph Arthur

You know Ken Griffey Junior and Felix Hernandez

Edgar Martinez and Ichiro too

 But do you recall . . .

The most famous Mariner of all

 Cal Raleigh called Big Dumper

Had a very wide squat stance

And if you ever saw it

You may feel a little romance

All of the pitchers feared him

He could swing with left or right

They never let poor Raleigh

Hit it with all of his might 

Then one sunny July Day

Cal was picked to play

Raleigh with your perfect swing

You are now THE HOME RUN KING!

All the Seattle fans loved him

They shouted out his name with glee

If he can win the Series NEXT YEAR!

He’ll go down in history!